Builds that get silly fast
Level weapons, evolve them, mutate them, then fuse two maxed weapons with clashing elements into something that probably breaks the rules.
See it in motion
Gameplay trailer
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We're busy recording twenty minutes of pure chaos. Mostly chickens.
The pitch
Move. Survive. Splatter.
You steer. Your weapons fire themselves. Hundreds of monsters want a word. Every level-up is a choice, every run is a new build, and every twenty minutes the Reaper clocks in for his shift.
Nine heroes, nine abilities
Every hero brings a signature weapon and a big red button: freeze the screen, summon every cat you own, or just become briefly unkillable.
Stages with a twist
Darkness you have to light yourself. Ice you can't stop on. A road that gets deadlier the further you walk. Each with its own monsters and bosses.
Events that make no sense
Seventeen random events, from meteor showers and blood moons to disco fever, a tax collector, and a man who has been stuck in an outhouse since Tuesday.
The Rift
A very rare portal to a pure bullet-hell duel. Survive sixty seconds without a scratch and walk out with a triple chest. Get hit once and get thrown out.
Cheerfully gory
Knives leave blood, fireballs leave scorch marks, ice leaves frost. The game counts every pint. There's a toggle, if you're squeamish.
Choose your fighter
The heroes
Five heroes to start. Four more are hidden somewhere in the stages, if you know where to look.
Four places to die
The stages
Each stage is twenty minutes long, harder than the last, and home to its own monsters, three bosses and one very punctual Reaper.
Know your enemy
The bestiary
Shield knights you have to flank. Slimes that split. Healers, bombers, burrowers, blinkers and a centipede whose head won't die until you've chewed through its body.
Every two minutes
Bosses, and then the boss
Kings, chieftains and giant centipedes that sweep across the screen instead of chasing you. Destroy the body segments first, because the head is armoured until you do.
At twenty minutes, the Reaper arrives. He doesn't do small talk.
Level up
Build something ridiculous
Every level offers three cards. Rarity scales the reward, from humble Common to glittering Mythic.
- Evolve a maxed weapon into its final form: Arcane Storm, Solar Halo, Nine Lives.
- Mutate it into something different: orbiting barrages, crushing pulses, boomerang blades.
- Infuse weapons with fire, frost, lightning or poison, then fuse two for elemental reactions.
- Gamble for a Mythic card, or burn a level to reroll. What could go wrong?
Joke weapons included: the Rubber Chicken, the Boomerang Baguette, judgemental Garden Gnomes and a rubber duck that squeaks so hard enemies fall over.
Twenty of them, in fact
Upgrades that sound concerning
Some level-up cards come with an alarming name and no explanation at all. Pick one to find out what it actually does. It's always something good. Probably. Tap a card to get a diagnosis.
Achievement unlocked
The Ultimate Hero
Pressed Play. Legends will sing of this day. Well, one legend. You. Quietly, to yourself.
Meanwhile, elsewhere on the battlefield
Things get weird
Go on, click an event. Or hit the outhouse. They've been in there a while.
Someone in the outhouse
HELP! The door's jammed!
Event: Outhouse Emergency
Someone is stuck in the outhouse
Break them out, quickly, please. They'll shout for help the whole time, getting louder the closer you get. Save them and there's treasure in it for you. Washed treasure.
Every event has its own achievement the first time you see it.
Very rare event
The Rift
Sometimes a portal tears open. Step through and the clock stops. A monster waits on the far side of an empty room, and it fills the air with bullets.
- Survive 60 seconds without a single hit.
- Win and walk out with a three-item chest.
- Get hit and you're thrown out empty-handed.
- Four bosses, eight patterns, attacks from any side.
Petal Spiral
Hits: 0
Move your mouse or finger inside the box to dodge
Turn up the heat
Curse yourself for glory
Before each run, pick curses to raise the heat. Every curse makes the run nastier and the coin payout richer. Clear a stage at max heat and you'll have earned the bragging rights.
From a sample statistics screen
The game tracks everything: time played, runs, kills, pints of blood spilled, eyebrows singed, and more.
The Reaper is on his way
Coming to PC. Wishlist and store links land here as soon as they exist.